Funny Sms Messages
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..
Wah Wah..!
Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..
Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya.. !
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Aap Ek Bohat Achhe
Imaandar
Khubsurat
Tameezdaar
Samjhadaar
Pyare
Aur Talented
Insaan ho,
.
Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !
Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
Funny Sms
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..
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1- "A Sleeping Baby."
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2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"
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And The Third Most Innocent Face;
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3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha
Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D
Funny Sms~SOLID INSULT~
"When I See Your Face,
There is Not A Thing
That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In.. :-D
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Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
Magar,,
Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
Aaj Bhi
Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D
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THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..
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'
1- "A Sleeping Baby."
:
2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"
;
And The Third Most Innocent Face;
;
3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha
Hua Apna Friend." :-) :-D
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I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 4
Subjects... ;-) :-P
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Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K
Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..
.
Up
Up
Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko
Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,
Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!
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Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
Funny Sms: Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni chaira Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko khubsurat Bana dungi
. . . . . . . .
Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …
.
Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
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Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun?
Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
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Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!
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Father 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?
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Son: Ya Father, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
Sender:arif Date:26-09-2018
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Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..
Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D
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Lo Mera Ek Sher Arz Hai..
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"Idhar b Sitam ho Gaya,
Udar b Sitam ho Gaya."
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Msg Delete ker Do, Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi
. . . . . . . .
Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …
.
Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
Funny Sms Messages
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,
Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..
Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,
K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
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Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..
Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:
"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.
Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??
Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
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Syllabus Of 1998..
A For APPLE..
B For BALL..
C For Cow..
D For DOG..
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Syllabus Of 2018-19..
A For AATA..
B For BIJLI..
C For CHEENI..
& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D
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Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Baloon se maar do.
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Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
SARDAR Funny Sms
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Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)
Funny Sms
میری نظر بھی کمال کی ہے😛
۔۔۔
جس پہ رکھتا ہوں اٗس کی منگنی ہو جاتی ہے😋😝😎
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Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
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Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.
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Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai
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Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi
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. . . . . . . .
Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …
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.
Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D
Funny Sms
All The Electrons Were Having Party.
Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.
A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.
Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"
Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
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Yaar Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha K
Subha Office Kese Jaun..??
Naye Pakistan K Raasty Bhi Nahi Maloom Mujhy To.. :-D
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Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)
Funny Sms
Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K
Tum Uski Ebadat Kero..
Namaz Parho,,
Rozay Rakho..
Quran Parho..
Uska Zikr Kero..
Deeni Kitaben Parho..
.
Per Tum,
,
,
,
,
SMS Parh Rahy Ho..
Sharam Kero.. :-D
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All The Electrons Were Having Party.
Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.
A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.
Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"
Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
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Is Garmi Me
Subha Ka Nikla Hua
Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To
Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke
"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen.. :-D
Larkiayan Funny Sms
Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me
First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K
Achanak Judges Ki Nazar
Un K Peron Per Chali Gai.. :-0
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Bacha Maa Se:
Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.
Maa Khush Ho Ker:
Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?
Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny
Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao
Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D
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Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??
Admi: 30,000 Ka..
Pathan Heran Ho Ker:
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