Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu | Mazahiya Shayari

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu: 

Jab bhi chahain murgh kha lete hain doalat-mand

Din ki pabandi nahin mangal ho ya itwar ho

Haan magar muflis ko kab hota hai yeh khana naseeb

Murgh ho bemar ya admi khud bemar ho

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Larkon aur larkion ke perashani

Tarz-e-libas tazah hai ik shakl-e-Ehtejaj

Fashion ke ehtamam se keya kuch ayan nahin

Yeh larkion ka shikwah hai kiun larkiyan hain hum

Larkon ko yeh gila hai woh kiun larkiyan  nahin

 Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu: Wapda

Har ik ehed main zinda hai meer ka misra

Kisi se jis ki sadaqat chupi na rahi

Nizam-e-barq liya WAPDA ne hathon main

Phir uske baad chiraghon main roshni na rahi

Iqbal Poetry

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Anwar Maqsood

Ajab dewar dekhi main ne aaj rastay main

Na kuch dewar ke agay na kuch dewar ke peechay

Baray numnaak hotey hain ‘Anwar’ qehqahay tere

Koi dewar-e-girya hai tere ashaar ke peeche

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Humara Hal

Hum iss taqleed-e-afrangi ke hathon

Bohat pamaal ho kar reh gey hain

Hamarah haal abb keya poochtay ho

Faqat naqal ho kar reh gey hain

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Slimming Center

Ah barhti huee aee woh “slimming center”

“Ah ko chahye ik umr asar honay takk”

“dieting” khel nahin chand dinon ka begum

Ik sadi chahye kamray ko kamar honay takk

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Zoja gg

Apni zoja ke ta’ruf main kaha ik shaks ne

Dil se inka motarif hon, zubani hi nahin

Chaye bhi achi banati hai meri begum magar

Monh bananay main tou inka koi sani hi nahin

Poetry in Urdu Funny

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Students ki khawish

Nursery ka dakhla bhi sarsari matt janye

Apke bachay ko Aflatoon hona chahye

Dosto! English zaroori hai humary wastey

Fail honey ko bhi ik mazmoon hona chahye

Sunnah hai zindagi imtehan leti hai

Magar yehan tu imtehanon ne zindagi le lee

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

MERI JAAN KATREENA

Ungli Me Anguthi, Anguthi Me Nagina, 

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Behan KATREENA, 

Raat Nahi Kat'ti Maslay Hen Dereena, 

Me Ne Kaha Bus Ker' Kehti Hy Abi Na, 

Raat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena, 

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na, 

Itna Zaleel Ho Ker Bhi, 

Bhai SMS Parh Raha Hy Kameena.. :-D

Hahhaha

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

Khana Khany K Baad

Ek Ajeeb Si Haalat Hai Tere Jany K Baad..

Bhook Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khany K Baad.. :-D

Hhahaha

Mazahiya Poetry in Urdu

FLIRTY HUSBAND

Me To Shoher Hun Kisi Aur Ka Mujhy Maarti Koi Aur Hai..

Me Bulata Hun Kisi Aur Ko To Pukarti Koi Aur Hai..

Mere Ghar Me Hai Jo Nikah Me Mere Sath Wali Hai Chah Me,,

Meri Daal Mere Hi Ghar Me Hai To Bagharti Koi Aur Hai..

Hai Ajab Tarha Ki Ye Zindagi Kabhi Dosti Kabhi Dushmani,,

Mujhy Shawl Wo To Pehnati Hai To Utarti Koi Aur Hai..

Me Pareshan Ek K Ghar Raha To Pasheman Ek K Ghar Raha,,

Mere Baal Ek Hai Bigarti To Sanwarti Koi Aur Hai.. :-D

Hhahaha.

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