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Best Funny Poetry-Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya

Best Funny Poetry

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,

socha maine bohat or cheating karne ka plan banaya,

bathroom mein kardi maine cheating ki setting,

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting,

Exam paper dekh k meri aankhon k aage andhera chaya,

kia bataon Yaroo paper tha physics or main chemistry le aaya.

Best Funny Poetry

Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien

Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,

Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,

Wo Canteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,

Wo roothna mana-na

Wo bunk mulaaqatien

Proposal ki planning mein wo raat ka guzarna

Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona

betuki baaton ko serious lena

wo matlab ki baatien hansi mein urana

Na wo din hain

Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien

Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien

Best Funny Poetry

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna,

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney Holidays barBaad Na Karna!

Best Funny Poetry-Chaar Dino Ka, Vacation Ho Rabba

Chaar Dino Ka, Vacation Ho Rabba,

Lambi Parhai,

Lambi Parhai,

Parhne Mai Dil Mera, Laage Kabhi Na,

Parhne Se Jaan Meri, Jaey Hamesha,

Kitne Zamane, Baad Ho Rabba,

RATTA Lagaya,

RATTA Lagaya,

Soya Raha Main, Classon Mein Apni,

Teacher Se Roz Roz, Pit K Main Aya,

Kitna Pita Hon, Sooj Gaya Hon,

Chalna Phirna, Bhool Gaya Hoon,

Char Dino Ka Vacation Ho Rabba,

Lambi Parhai

Best Funny Poetry-Nalayek Student ki pehchan

Nalayek Student ki pehchan:

Yeh student ki pehchan hai,

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai,

Mashoor ye shetan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai,

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai,

Jalso me sub se agay hai,

Naaro me sub se agay hai,

Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai,

Larkio k pichay para hai,

Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,

Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Best Funny Poetry

Her taraf parhai ka saya hai

Her taraf parhai ka saya hai,

paperon mein number kisne paya hai,

hum to yun hi aaye the paper dene,

sub kehte hain sala poora parh kar aaya hai.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega,

Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega,

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo,

Warna pass kia MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?

Best Funny Poetry

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.

Best Funny Poetry

koi cheez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi

koi cheez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi.

Best Funny Poetry

kahan koi kitab aisi mili, jispar dil luta dete

kahan koi kitab aisi mili, jispar dil luta dete,

her ek ne dimagh khaya kis kis ko nipta dete,

ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k,

Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.

Best Funny Poetry

issi waja sey koi bohat khas ho gaya

issi waja sey koi bohat khas ho gaya,

Wah…Wah

issi waja sey koi bohat khas ho gaya,

cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gaya

Best Funny Poetry

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein,

Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein,

Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante,

Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein,

Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa,

Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein,

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay,

Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein,

Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye,

Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein.

Best Funny Poetry: Students Problem

Students Problem:

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai

Yaadon Ki Ek Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai

Parhain Bhi To Kia Parhain

Her Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasveer Nazar Aati Hai!

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai!

Agar kar leti ishq humse wo,

Uski raato ki neend ur jati,

Isi bahane raat ko parhti rehti,

Kam se kam exam me pass to ho jati.

Best Funny Poetry

Pyar ik bar ho to usay bholapan kehty hain

Pyar ik bar ho to usay bholapan kehty hain,

Agar wo do bar ho to usay apnapan kehty hain,

teen bar ho to usy dewanapan kahtay hain,

Aur agar bar bar ho usay kaminapan kehty hain.

Aanso tumare niklein aankhein meri hon

Aanso tumare niklein aankhein meri hon,

Dil tumara dharke dharkane meri hon,

KHUDA KARE hamari dosti itni gahri ho,

K

nokri tum karo aur salaries meri hon.

Best Funny Poetry

Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo

Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo,

Mujh mein jaan aa gai hai,

Peeche mur k dekho kameeno,

cigarette ki dukaan aa gai hai.

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