Funny Poetry: Read our collection of funny poetry in Urdu and SMS by different poets covering every funny topic like love, politics, girls, marriage and much more.
LaSani Zanani – Funny Poetry
Anwar-Masood
Apni Zoja Ke Ta’aruf Mai Kaha Ik Shakhs Ne
Dil Se Un Ka Mo’taraf Hun Main Zabani Hi Nahi
Chaye Bi Achi Banati Hai Mri Begham Mgr
Munh Bnane Mein Tu Un Ka Koi Saani Hi Nahi
Apni Aagahi by Anwar Masood
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Un Ke Bare Mai Hai Up to Date Apni Aagahi
Kon Se Thay Jin Ke Ham Zakhm Judai Seh Gye
Shukar Hai Niswar Ki Dabya Pe Aeina Bi Hai
Dekh Lete Hain Ke Kitne Dant Baqi Reh Gye
Selfie Utar Lete Hain
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Hijar Ki Tanhai Kuch Yun Guzar Lete Hain
Mukhtalif Zaviyon Se Selfie Utar Lete Hain
Aashiq Ko Sojti Hain Mohabat Main Door Ki
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Mosa Sifat Tha Koi Tu Ki Baat Tur Ki
Aashiq Ko Sojti Hain Mohabat Mein Door Ki
Har Roz Un Ke Koche Main Deta Hoon Ye Sada
Mehndi Fareed Abad Ki, Meethi Qasoor Ki
Marne Ke Baad Kya Ho Ga
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Akbar-Allahabadi shayari
Baton Ap Ko Marne Ke Baad Kya Ho Ga
Plao Khayen Gey Ahbab Fatiha Ho Ga
Ishq Ke Medan Mein
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Ishq Ke Medan Mein Dore To Nahi Thay
Ab Bi Gadhe Ho Pehle Bi Ghore Tu Nahi Thay
Office Be Lait Aye Ho Aur Kaan Bi Hai Laal
Begham Ne Raat Ko Kaan Marore Tu Nahi Thay
Shakyat Kun Ki Apne Baap Se Ja Kar
Pakre Thay Hath Tere Tore Tu Nahi Thay
Kal Shaam Muje Dekh Kar Tum Bhage Kun Is Tarah
Saghar Ke Hath Mein Koi Rore Tu Nahi Thay
Parhai Kabi Kabi
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Hoti Hai Teacheron Se Ptai Kabi Kabi
Aate Hain Din Ko Taare Dikhai Kabi Kabi
Har Roz Eid Neest Ke Halwa Khord Kise
Milti Hai Dekhne Ko Karahi Kabi Kabi
Dum Ki Nafsiat
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Janab Dum Ki Ajab Nafsiat Hoti Hai
Ke Is Ki Jumbash-e Adna Mai Baat Hoti Hai
Wafa Ke Jazbay Ka Izhar Dum Hilana Hai
Jo Dum Khari Hai Wo Nafrat Ka Taziana Hai
Jo Lambi Dum Hai Wo Aali Sifat Hoti Hai
Jo Mukhtasir Hai Bari Wahiat Hoti Hai
Purani Mehboba Ke Naam
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Is Tarah Sitane Ki Zrorat Kia Thi
Kmeeni Dil Ko Jalane Ki Zrorat Kia Thi
Jo Nahi Tha Ishq Tu Bhonk Deti
Apni Auqat Dikhane Ki Zrorat Kia Thi
Aflaton Hona Chahye
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Narsari Ka Dakhla Bi Sarsri Mat Janye
Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaton Hona Chahye
Dosto English Zrori Hai Hmare Waste
Fail Hone Ko Bi Ik Mazmon Hona Chahye
Anwar Mri Nazar Ko
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Tay Ho Gya Hai Masla Jab Intisab Ka
Ab Ye Bi Koi Kam Hai Likhna Kitab Ka
Khaya Hai Sair Ho Ke Khayali Pakao Aj
Pani Phir Is Ke Baad Pya Hai Srab Ka
Ham Ishq Laraya karte Thay
khalid_masood-shayari
Pind Ke Bohar Thale Ham Ishq Laraya karte Thay
Wo Panday Dhone Aati Thi Ham Maj Nhwya Karte Thay
Wo Har Kam Main Agay Thi Ham Har Kaam Main Phari Thay
Wo Sabaq Mqa Ke Bai Jati Ham Pencil Garhia Karte Thay
Jdon Meri Bay Bay Us Ke Ghar Rishta Lain Gyi
Wo College Jaya Karti Thi Ham Daras Main Parhya Karte Thay
Garmiyon Main Sukar Dhupare jadon Ham Amb Par Charia Karte Thay
Munh Suj Prola Hota Tha Jab Demon Larya Karte Thay
Pind Ke Sar Kande Tlay Jab Wo Muj Se Milne Aati Thi
Sheda, Gama, Fazlo, Teefa Muft Main Sarya Karte Thay
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Smaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
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Mehboba Se Milne Ka Bra Shoq Tha
Aik Din Likh Dia Khat Us Ko
Bholi Bhali Smaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Mukhtar Ko
Main Ne Darya K Bahut Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Piche Mukhtyar Ki Foj Dekhi
Logo Ne Kha K Kis Pe Azab Aya Hai
Dil Ne Kha Nas Putar Tere Khat Da Jwab Aya Hai
Takra Gya Koi
Funny-Ghazal
Yun Hi Zindagi Ki Rah Mai Takra Gya Koi
Khud Neche Utar Kar Muj Ko Latka Gya Koi
Rasman Hi Mai Ne Poch Lia Kuch Khaye Jnab
Ghar Main Jo Kuch Pka Tha Sab Kha Gya Koi
Wegan Mai Bari Zoor Se Mai Cheekhi
Mere Paon Ko Jab Sendal Se Dba Gya Koi
Muje Bra Mza Aya Kela Khate Hoye
Lekin Afsos Hoya Jab Road Par Phsal Gya Koi
Jab Cheeting Karte Hoye Mai Ne Kisi Ko Pagal Kha
Bari Khushi Se Jab Jhom Utha Koi
Ar Kar Sute Rahe by Khalid Masood
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Be Fazol Si Gal Par Ar Kar Sute Rahe
Dhupe Pye Pye Sar Gaye Sar Kar Sute Rahe
Biwi Ne Dabkya To Wo Gabar Kar
Ghalat Train Par Char Gaye, Char Kar Sute Rahe
Tera Kakh Na Rahe
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khalid-masood-funny-poetry
Husn Ki Toop Ka Gola Mara Tera Kakh Na Rahe
Tuj Par Gir Jaye Kutbi Tara Tera Khakh Na Rahe
Banking Counsil Teri Har Shay Karqi Kar Dain
Char Jaye Tuj Par Karza Bhara Tera Kakh Na Rahe
Tumhare Pupha, Wo Ganjy Waley
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Tumhare Pupha, Wo Ganjy Waley, Jo Le Gaye Thay Udhar Kangi
Mahina Hone Ko A Gaya Hai, Na Us Ne Ditti Na Ham Ne Mangi
Wo Wapda Ne Jo Bulb Mota Laga Diya Hai Tumhare Dar Par
Tu Is Ke Chanan Se Tum Se Milne Main A Rahi Hai Shdeed Tangi
Ye Almia Hai K Us Ko Milne Main Jab Kabi Luk Lka Ke Puncha
Tu Us Ki Dadi Damy Ki Mari Hamesha Ae Aos Waqt Khagi
Tu Apni Sari Nasehton Ko Sambhal Ke Rakh Le Pass Apne
Tu Mama Lagta Hai Is Gal Ka, Wo Ham Ko Bheri Lage K Changi
Hmari Qismat Hai Do Take Ki, Ke Shehr Ki Sab Se Mathi Larki
Wo Sare Din Main Hmare Agyon Se Kyi Waran Muskra Ke Langi
Lota Lota Ai Hota Hai
khalid-masood-poetry
Gardan Gardan Hai Aur Pota Pota Ai Hota Hai
Khra Hamesha Khra Hai, Khota Khota Ai Hota Hai
Naye Nzam Ki Barkein Sunte Umar Guzar Gyi Sari
Wada Har Tha Wada, Chota chota Hi Hota Hai
Luche Ko Samjaya Pyar Se, Sifr Nteeja Nikla
Ham Ye Azmaya, Sota Sota Ai Hota Hai
Pehle Odhron, Fir Idhron Ab Fir Khra Hai Odhron
Public Tang Hai Lekin Lota Lota Ai Hota Hai
Ik Tere Aane Se Pehle
Moderen_ishiq
Aur Bi Chezain Bahut Si Lut Chuki Hain Dil Ke Sath
Ye Btaya Dosto Ne Ishq Farmane Ke Bad
Is Liye Kamre Ki Ik Ik Chez Check Karta Hon
Ik Tere Aane Se Pehle Ik Tere Jane Ke Baad
Tuje Yaad Karte Karte
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Tuje Yaad Karte Karte Itni Door Nikal Aye Hain Ke
Ab Bashir Rikshee Wala Wapsi Ka 2000 Mang Raha Hai
Chali Gai
By Anwar Masood
Panch Din Milay Zindagi Ke Magr
Guzre Thay Abi Char Ke 32 Chali Gai
Kal Wapda Ke Daftar Meeting Thi Kuch Khas
Hone Lagi Takraar Ke 32 Chali Gai
Aj Tanha Hoon Tu
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Aj Tanha Hoon Tu Kisi Ne Awaz Tak Nahi Di
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