Funny Poetry in Hindi & Urdu with Images

Funny Poetry in Hindi Urdu

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, 

Apne boyfrnd ke liye, 

Shayari likhi.

Funny Poetry in Hindi

Phoolo ka raja, 

Baharo ka shahzada... 

Dil tor kar chala gaya.. 

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA'

'a jan e jigar a jan e tamanna

too bahir ta a teriyan nasa bhanna'

Mene Us Se Kaha K Ay jan APne Nazuk Hath mere Chehre Par bhi Lga do. 

Bus uus Ne Esa Thappar Mara k m0o Se gutka hi Bahir aa gaya tha yaar.

Funny Poetry in Hindi

Apki Kahani, humari Jubani 

Apke pas dimag hai, 

Chalta nai alag baat hai. 

Aap smart hai, 

Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef hai, 

Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Kaafi izzat hai, aapki, 

Koi karta nahi alag baat hai. 

Aapki beijati ho rahi hai, 

Aap phir Bhi yea statua padh rahe hai.

Kiya baat hai.

'Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi 

agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi. 

H- 

'ISHQ thoda kam ladata to kya baat thi 

kitabein to beta saari tere pass thi' 

:-P'

Mobile night plans ne tho hame bhuk mar dala dosto 

jis bhi ghar mai jao koi na koi ashiqe jaga rahta hai'

Funny Poetry in Hindi, Na thi 

Wo hmsfr tha mgr us k ghar mai razai na thi  

K soup,chai us ne kbi ,pilaai na thi 

Sardiyn thin, flu tha, cough thi mgr, 

beecharay k pas sb kch tha,1 dawai na thi 

Us ki fredge ma juice tha piza tha methai thi mgr 

Hm ko ghalti sy b us ny kabi khilai na thi..'

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Kis waqat, Kia keejy

Mehman Ghar main aein to Teendey Pakaeye 

Ghar main agar hon tanha to Murghey Uraeye 

Parhney k wastey Tution bhi hai moujood 

College ko jaeye koi larki phansaeye 

Arsa hua Soorat Asli takey Huey 

Make up hataeye soorat dikhaeye 

Keya mujh sey ye kaha k "U r handsome" 

Choren bhi ap mujh ko na ulloo banaeyey 

rah-e-qafa main ye bhi zaruri hua k aap 

rozana dhakkey, chittar aur thuddey bhi khaeye 

Ye dhobi paat marein gay ulta k aap ko 

in leadaran-e-quom k peechey na jeeye 

Aijaz k ashaar main bikhrey huey moti 

beshak deewan-e-meer sey in ko milaeye'

Chu Chu Chu Chu ChuChu. 

Ghari Me Choha NaCha. 

Ghari Ne 1 Bajaya. 

.

.

Waha Chuhay, 

Bare SpEEd Me Nechay aya..!!'

FUNNY BUT TRUE 

boy did mistake, 

girl shouted boy said sorry 

girl did mistake,boy shouted, 

......girl started crying boy said 

sorry sorry sorry.......'

Funny Poetry in Hindi

Premi apne premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya 

ke 

. 

behosh ho gaya. 

...... 

Jab hosh aya to romantic ho kr pucha. 

.. 

jaan! 

. 

KASAM SE 

Nahati kyon nhi ho.? :D :D :-P.

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